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socrates7878
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David Metschke
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You would think that after the embarassment of the initial incident, that Derek would at least feel some shame and try to cover up his dirty chicken fucking sprees....but NO!! Just the other day I called him up to ask him if he would like to go out for a beer, and he said, "Sorry, but I really have to stay home and fuck these chickens...I just got 'em and I need to loosen 'em up."
I just couldn't believe my ears...not only is he fucking the chickens, but he seems to be proud of he beastial wanderings!
I guess if you are going to be a sex crazed chicken-fucker you might as well revel in it...
btw, gouda is trés cool.
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